traffic report

I was just checking my traffic report, and it followed the same pattern it always does.

Most visitors are here at either 2 or 4 in the morning. And by "most" I mean at least 15x more people during those hours. And, since they don't leave me notes when they pass by, I can only guess why they're here.

We have a couple of options here. Either my posts are so dull that they can lull an insomniac to sleep, OR, they're so damn sexy that they're stopping by for some um... inspiration. And since I'm prone to dilusion, I'm thinking the answer is obvious.

But, just to cover my bases, here's something for both of those scenarios.

I'm blushing.

As most of you know, I've "had" certain "experiences" with a few "friends" of mine. [I'm doing air quotes.] Since that's no secret, I thought I'd share a list of girls, whether it embarasses me or not, that I think are attractive.

Women who are actually hot:
P!nk
Angelina, obviously, because who doesn't
Janine Garofalo (sp)
Avril Lavigne
Natalie Portman


Women that some people think are hot, but that actually look, at best, like feet:
Keira Knightley
Jessica Alba
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Blohan


Now, it's important to note that there are also women who I think are beautiful because of their attitudes or their inner beauty (I know it's a cliché, but screw it. It's true).

Any thoughts? Anyone I didn't think of?

Mackerel Snatch

Some people need to bathe. With Comet.

I'm just saying.