Bitches

I know I've blogged about this before. But I'm inspired to bitch about it some more, so deal with it.

If you have a stick up your ass.

If you haven't been laid in a while.

If you are generally an assmunch.

If you are a republican.

DO NOT GO INTO CUSTOMER SERVICE. Your personality SUCKS, and all you'll do is piss me off.

However,

If you are a cute boy/girl with a sexy piercing (not the nasty kind).

If you are funny and/or charming.

If you know how to smile and make someone feel good.

If you are a dog person.

Work in customer service and do the weary world a favor by making our day just that much brighter.

I went to two places today. The first of which I got served a burrito by a cute boy with a nice, un-tacky piercing and appropriately spiky hair. He was fun, he made me laugh, and made my burrito buying experience a good one. Later, I went to another store, and the girl at the register was a holier-than-thou obvious cat-person type, complete with the permanent look of disgust on her face. I wanted to shove a Chuck Taylor up her ass.

Mantastic

So I was flipping channels and saw what I thought was a glimpse at this hot dude named CT from Real World Paris. That's right, bitches, I watch Real World. So I went back and sure enough, there was the delicious hunk of man meat himself, Chris, or CT. On the Real World, he had this full head of thick hair that was so sexy, and I thought he couldn't possibly look hotter. Now he's shaved his head, and those who have read my blog for a long time know that I'm a sucker for a man with a shaved head and facial hair, especially ones with intense eyes and dark brows. He's on this season of Real World/Road Rules Challenge, which obviously I will now be watching.

Ladies, I present to you: The delicious, mouth-watering hunk of man, CT. You're welcome.



I know this thumbnail is small, but trust me, every feature on his face is as hot as the next, clear down to the kissable lips. This is NOT the best picture of him I've seen, so if you look him up, you'll see what I'm talking about.

Damn. The man makes you want to get into trouble, doesn't he?