Norm MacDonald is the Grim Reaper
Sometimes I wonder if all the people whose blogs I read were all on the same bus that was driven by a drunk that ran it into a giant ravine somewhere, leaving them all either dead or fingerless and unable to blog.
WE INTURRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU THIS URGENT MESSAGE
Greyhound Bus #67937 travelling east on Highway 40 was recently sighted plummetting into the Grand Canyon.
Among the passengers on the list are:
Rachel Norfleet
h8
Trevor
Jake (seen fleeing the scene, may have survived for a brief but delightful comment on Kara M****y's blog)
BlueLP
RelaxLove the Tomcat
If you have any information that may assist in the pending investigation, please contact us immediately.
Stay tuned for more local programming, and we'll see you tomorrow for Your News At 5 AM.
I'm Tits McGee.
Stay Sexy, SanDiego
5 Comments:
I'm not dead yet.
Actually, I've been too busy job-hunting to find time to write anything other than letters addressed to "Dear Hiring Manager".
Maybe Tommy Lee will moon the "Rockstar:Supernova" audience tonight so I can be inspired to blog again.
I still post amazingly beautiful pictures of where I'm wasting time occasionally.
School starts in a week too, can I get a hooya people. Hooya.
I'm here! I'll always be with you in spirit!
plus I posted. finally.
I moved over to xanga...update that every day. Didn't see the point of having both...
Oh good, you guys are still alive! I'll call off the search dogs.
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