I'm blushing.
As most of you know, I've "had" certain "experiences" with a few "friends" of mine. [I'm doing air quotes.] Since that's no secret, I thought I'd share a list of girls, whether it embarasses me or not, that I think are attractive.
Women who are actually hot:
P!nk
Angelina, obviously, because who doesn't
Janine Garofalo (sp)
Avril Lavigne
Natalie Portman
Women that some people think are hot, but that actually look, at best, like feet:
Keira Knightley
Jessica Alba
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Blohan
Now, it's important to note that there are also women who I think are beautiful because of their attitudes or their inner beauty (I know it's a cliché, but screw it. It's true).
Any thoughts? Anyone I didn't think of?
posted by Kara @ 3:19 PM
10 Sexy People Laid Words Down
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I'd say Rachel Weisz and Jennifer Connelly.
But I have a personal bias. Also I think Sujan Stevens is pretty hot. But he's a guy.
I have to say something else ...
http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/2e/35/0163024128a07dec858e4010.L.jpg
Sufjan is the guy in the middle, and that's my fucking state. How badass is that? I like his music too.
I could probably do this all day. Let's see, Eva Mendes, Rachel Leigh Cook, Jennifer Garner. Umm, Rosario Dawson. Claire Forlani from Meet Joe Black might be perfect. The runner up girl from American Idol, Katharine McPhee. I wanted to act like I didn't know her name, but I'm not fooling anyone. The lead singer from the pussycat dolls. I really don't know her name, Nicole something. Ok, that should be a long enough comment to let everyone know how much I masturbate.
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Okay Kevin, I googled that guy because I wasn't familiar. Not too shabby! Kinda reminds me a bit of Clive Owen (who I would devour mercilessly). Rachael Weisz is pretty, for sure, and Jennifer Connely is okay too. Something about her bugs me but I can't place it.
Now Murph Murph Murph... Apparently nobody has informed you that Jennifer Garner looks like a foot or some other thing with a lot of knuckles and knobs. Like her face was put in a rock polisher and it beat her all to hell.
But. Eva Mendes is gorgeous, and so is Rosario Dawson.
Claire Forlani is too scrawny to be hot, plus she has lemon-face like Renee Zellweger. But she is definitely beautiful in my book, so I'd say you have about a 90% accuracy rate.
How about--
HOT: Charlise Theron, Catherine Zeta Jones
Not: Julia Roberts, Nicole Richy
how about some "pictures" of some of the "experiences" you've "had" with some of your "friends"?
As insane as this makes me, I'm not a huge Angelina fan. I would totally give Natalie Portman the time of day, though. I also always thought that Jeanine Garofalo was cute, except when she went through that phase where she tanned the hell out of herself. She looked like a saddlebag then.
I'm not much of a fan of celebrities so I can't really think of anyone to add...
I second Charlize Theron, though. She's great in everything I've seen her.
If you exchange Pink and Alba, you have a list here. Pink is purest trash if judged by her features. You have to love her for her brains.
And insiders say that Angelina might have a bit of the stank going, guess where. You've pointed out elsewhere that this is antisexual. Also if you think of a largemouth bass when you look at her lips it takes all the sex out of it. And I used to love Janeane Garofolo (sp?), but have become convinced that she has unsightly hair just about everywhere.
The true test of the future is who looks good in High Definition.
The list is short.
You cannot speak of hotness without mentioning the Scarlett Johansen factor.
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