Ankle spanker swinging in the wind

Some bitches were at the fitness place this morning. Damn hoes anyway.

Here's the deal. You can be stupid, or you can be a bitch, but you can't be both. If you're stupid and nice, people are friendly and they'll help you figure shit out.

But if you're stupid AND a fucktard bitch, then you need to CLEAR MY FUCKING PATH. Post-motherfucking-haste.

I hate it when I go out of my way to be nice to someone, and they turn around and act like a fucking asslick to me. It happens more often than I can stand (see my Starbucks experience in a previous post).

LISTEN TO ME PEOPLE. IF I AM NICE TO YOU, AND IN RETURN YOU ARE A SKEEVWART SLUTBITCH IN RETURN, do NOT expect me to EVER be nice to your nasty ass again.

Unlock the mysterious secrets of a goddamn doorknob by your dumbfuck self.

*ahem*

I feel much better now. To everyone who is NOT a complete assmunch fuckbag, sorry that you had to be exposed to my wrath.

Peace and light, rainbows and puppies,
Kara