See Emily Play

Don't you hate it when you burn your mouth? Especially your tongue, because then you have that weird texture thing going on. I was drinking coffee this morning and scalded my poor tongue.

Anyway, I went to the gym this morning and they were closed for the day. They had a hand-written sign on the door. It was like... some twilight zone shit. If I had gone in, there would have probably been green-skinned scientologists hovering around katie holmes waiting to suck the life from her baby or something.

I have no idea what's going on. They've never done that before in the time I've been going.

Makes one wonder. Perhaps someone took a giant shit in the middle of the lobby.

P.S. - one ZILLION dollars (or an equal or lesser prize) to the person that can tell me what my post title is from, without googling it! Not that I'd know if you had, but still.