Bitches

I know I've blogged about this before. But I'm inspired to bitch about it some more, so deal with it.

If you have a stick up your ass.

If you haven't been laid in a while.

If you are generally an assmunch.

If you are a republican.

DO NOT GO INTO CUSTOMER SERVICE. Your personality SUCKS, and all you'll do is piss me off.

However,

If you are a cute boy/girl with a sexy piercing (not the nasty kind).

If you are funny and/or charming.

If you know how to smile and make someone feel good.

If you are a dog person.

Work in customer service and do the weary world a favor by making our day just that much brighter.

I went to two places today. The first of which I got served a burrito by a cute boy with a nice, un-tacky piercing and appropriately spiky hair. He was fun, he made me laugh, and made my burrito buying experience a good one. Later, I went to another store, and the girl at the register was a holier-than-thou obvious cat-person type, complete with the permanent look of disgust on her face. I wanted to shove a Chuck Taylor up her ass.