I'm Tyler Durden's Bitch

What's the deal with 12 year olds sportin' the skankbag look? I can't believe that kids that aren't even in junior high are wearing low-rise jeans and halters. Eeew. That's just wrong. And little boys no older than 10 dropping f-bombs. What the hell? What is this world coming to?

You should be at least 17 before you become a skeezy flea-sportin' gutter slut , and should be at least 20 before you become a p.i.m.p., backhanding, wife-beater-wearing crab host . I mean, look at Brit and KFed.