"I told you five or four times..." (chorus repeats)

I got a girlfriend, she goes to art school, I got an art-school girlfriend, yeah! woot woot.

So anyway. Did anybody watch that video on my last post? Freakin' weird.

So today was an interesting day. I'm driving down a major road in my town, and it's two lanes going in each direction, plus a turn lane in the middle. I'm in the right lane, and there is a huge white van next to me in the left lane. The person driving it decides to turn into the restaurant parking lot via the entrance to the right of me. So they just turn their big asses on in, almost smashing into my front end, and I had to slam on the brakes and head for the curb to avoid collision.

Stupid bitch.

[[ I should add that I hauled after her ass, all adrenalined up ready to kick some fucking ass, and the bitch fled! I drove all around the buildings near there, and she'd booked. Probably for the best, since there's a good chance I'd have a new entry to my criminal record. ]]

Another interesting thing - had a phone conversation with a friend who was at an "adult" store and was about to buy her first toy. She needed advisement. I tapped my bank of expertise to help her select the best item to suit her specific needs. She kept giggling at the variety, especially the "giant green beast with bumps." It was cute, really.

I guess I shouldn't make it sound like I'm a toy aficionado. I don't have much of a collection at all, I just uh.. knew what she'd like. Interpret that as you will. You'd be right.

Now Playing: "Rock'n'Roll Radio" -Ramones