9.14.2005

Mrs. Murphy if your nasty

You want to know something weird? I used to be a big Rodman fan. I loved his balls-out sort of style. He doesn't give a shit what we think of him. And that, my friends, is the way to be. The whole "wedding dress" fiasco disturbed me, but I was diggin' his nervy personality. I'm drawn toward the bold and ballsy.

That said...

I just really don't get the crochet wrap thing he's sporting here. Girls aren't even wearing them anymore. Of course this pic is probably from the dark ages, like... 2004, but still.

*ding* Topic Change

Man I'm tired. School schmool. I have to get up at 6:30 three times a week. I'm not cut out for that crap. And I found out that one of my finals is from 7-9 in Dec. WTF? And, by the way, I am so sick of people my age (okay a couple years younger). Girls are SO ANNOYING. How did I ever sleep with one? Geez. If I have to hear that nasally, whiny "oh my god, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big.. she must be one of those... Rap guys' girlfriends..." type voices, I'm going to take an aluminum bat to their teeth.

Please, GOD, tell me someone knows what that quote was from. I didn't make that up. Please. Lie to me if you have to.

*ding*

I'm about to have a birthday. Not exactly thrilled, but hey. I only get one a year, right? I'm thinking about going to the casino and having some drinks and... uh... going back to Home Depot.

Speaking of which, that's getting to be a more, shall we say, regular occurrence. I'm referring, of course, to building decks. I'm thinking about installing a pole in the basement. You know. To make things stand up. Poles are installed for their sturdiness and stability. You can hang things on them, too, you know.

I like Home Depot.

Lots of tools.

5 Comments:

At Wed Sep 14, 10:44:00 PM CDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At Thu Sep 15, 02:45:00 PM CDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you pick me up a hefty bag for my anaconda?

 
At Thu Sep 15, 03:53:00 PM CDT, Blogger Joshua Magee said...

You're not going to believe this, but when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.

 
At Mon Sep 19, 12:26:00 AM CDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally... I'm hooked and I can't stop staring, oh baby I want to get wit cha and take your pit-cha (?)... wow when you try to write out these lyrics they really suck bad

Check this out...

Sippin on that purple drank
my hustle game sharp as a shank
- Paul Wall

YayYay!

 
At Mon Oct 17, 05:02:00 PM CDT, Blogger technic said...

i don't understand why baby got back is so much more popular than some other songs of his. my favorite sir mix a lot is 'my posse's on broadway' and then there's one where he describes all the gold he's wearing.
i feel like i'm the only one who appreciates the great works of one hit wonders. like the life changing work of vanilla ice has done since his double smash single: ice ice baby.

with the risk of not reading too many older posts, what happened at home depo? one thing i used to do there is sit on the toliets in the plumbing section. i'd have my pants on, but i'd just sit there (i had to go there for hours every week since my step-dad was a general contractor). i loved the looks people would give me. but, after i turned 35, i realized i needed to do something more with my life. now, i take the pants off.

 

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