Local Woman Turns Rabid After Encounter With Skankass Cashier
I decided to share with you guys a photo representing my physical appearance yesterday after my brush with cashierwhorebag and my echy psuedo-sick feeling hit.
But anyway. Feeling a smidgeon better today. Went to doc for a new prescription for my allergy issues, since I ran out of Allegra. She put me on a med called Allerex, or however it's spelled, so now I take a pill twice a day. One revvs me up, the other will knock my ass to sleep.
Tomorrow should be fun, then. Having a dose of revver upper - I'm guessing I'm going to be bouncing of the walls. Hmm. Wonder what it would do in conjunction with my grande Mocha Latté. Or maybe it'll be nice with a couple of my Caramel Truffle Mini Cigars. Yep, you heard me right. The anti-smoker of the anti-smokers has a tin box of these yummy caramel and irish cream cigar(ettes?) that were given to me to have once in a while. They are lovely.
You know what word I like? Sphincter.
Is that strange?
2 Comments:
You think your allergy pills are bad, try living with herpes. It's a major inconvenience. And it's akward to explain after I've just persuaded a girl that it feels better without a condom.
2 pills a day? does that me we can sex without a condom?
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