8.01.2005

Who, Me? Never.

Sometimes I wonder why I take these quizzes. I mean, they're only right like 92.763% of the time.

HELL LEVEL 2

Raw score: 66%
You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get.
Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically
no boundary will go uncrossed.
You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly,
you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure
on their own terms.



Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's mostly likely that
you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...
above all you're honest with yourself with what you want.
If more people told the truth, you'd have a lot more company
down in the flames.



AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens
of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.

Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

2 Comments:

At Wed Aug 03, 11:30:00 PM CDT, Blogger Joshua Magee said...

Looks like I am only a level 1, so I will occupy a slightly less awful realm of hell than you all. Looks like it's paid off not to fuck with the Lord!

Damn, I think using "fuck" and "Lord" in the same sentence just dropped me down to a level 2.

Oops, did it again, level 3!

(...Blue LP continues ad nauseam until reader stops reading out of boredom, returns to looking at porn)

 
At Thu Aug 04, 05:10:00 PM CDT, Blogger Murph said...

I don't need any fucking test to tell me that I like to shit on hookers.

 

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