I don't get it. Are you building a deck? Building things is pretty fun. I prefer having sex though. I don't know why you would be so happy about building a deck.
"A master of rhetoric and metaphor!" (Blue LP rises from his chair).
"A triumphant song in the key of the life!"
"Bravo! BRAVO!!!!!"
wait......say, what do the screws mean? Does this have something to do with penises? Sigh. How am I ever supposed to stop thinking about penises if everyone always talks about them?
Home Depot has nothing on the drilling and screws that got thrown around. We're talking quality here, not quantity. Sure, Home Depot has boxes full of, say, 200 screws, but do they have 4 screws-within-a-screw? 6? Huh, I think not.
Now, I did only have the one drill. Hmm. I'll have to work on that.
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this made me laugh hysterically. Congratulations!
Ya figured me out, h8. Darnit.
Man, Iove me some Home Depot.
I don't get it. Are you building a deck? Building things is pretty fun. I prefer having sex though. I don't know why you would be so happy about building a deck.
"A master of rhetoric and metaphor!" (Blue LP rises from his chair).
"A triumphant song in the key of the life!"
"Bravo! BRAVO!!!!!"
wait......say, what do the screws mean? Does this have something to do with penises? Sigh. How am I ever supposed to stop thinking about penises if everyone always talks about them?
Home Depot has nothing on the drilling and screws that got thrown around. We're talking quality here, not quantity. Sure, Home Depot has boxes full of, say, 200 screws, but do they have 4 screws-within-a-screw? 6? Huh, I think not.
Now, I did only have the one drill. Hmm. I'll have to work on that.
Oh, Trevypooh. I wasn't going to tell anyone who it was! You workhorse, you.
Where have you been, anyway?
if i ever become a sell out rapper, i'm gonna use this line:
i got a cock that will drill you to bits
get it? i don't, but those lovely pictures got me thinkin'
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