Ass-slappage

Oh my god, you guys LOOK!
(Don't watch this if you're at work!)

It's a video of Janet Jackson sunbathing. Uh, sans clothing items. Thank me later.

So. How's everyone doing? The sky didn't crash down when I aired my secrets. Aaaah. It feels good, really. Of course, I'd already told you guys the stuff that usually shocks people the most, like the "girl/girl" and the "girl/girl/girl" and the "boy/boy's restoom" and the "public places collection" and the "car" incidents. If I remember correctly, I took the post down. I'm thinking about reposting it, though. It's in still saved, only as a draft. It would just... round out my purge, if you will.

Man, the other night I ate Arby's for dinner. Lemmetellyouwhat... I was all curled up on the bathroom floor barphing and baurfing and barghfing. Now, let me be clear. I like Arby's sometimes. But when I have some sort of allergic reaction that causes me to lose more food than I thought I ate in 3 days... not good. So now I'm like... fast food phobic. I'm actually not even sure it was the Arby's. Perhaps the apple I ate for lunch that day still had pesticide on it or something.

Shit. I have to go write this thing for this gizmo so the dude can do that thing. Dammit.

Now Playing from my iTunes: "Sexy Boy" by Air
Oddly enough, the song just switched to "Prison Sex" by Tool