Shut Up Bitch

Eeew I can't STAND that Watson's chic.

"That's Watsons!" Yeah we get the idea. Shut the fuck up.

Okay so I'm a little angry today.

Constantine

I don't know why, but I think the name Constantine is kinda hot. As for the movie... the jury is still out. It had its moments, for sure.

So. I changed my blog template yet again. When I first started this blog, it was the black template. Then I thought that was too... typically something I'd choose, so I chose a different one. I got sick of it in about two weeks. So since then I've been playing Musical Templates. This one is kinda... Rage Against The Machine. Pocket full of shells, yo. And now I can't go back to the black one because little Rach from the block is using it. I don't want to sprinkle similarities on her uniqueness. So here I am. At least this one isn't so... sterile as the blue one I had a second ago.

Okay so not to just jump on the tv show bandwagon, but what is up with Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielson? Are they hilarious or is it me? I'm all for opposites gettin up on it. These two are definitely opposites, but I'm not sure if it's genius or insanity. My guess is a bit of both. They'll either be the closest, most in-love couple ever or end up slapping each other to death. Not sure where to place my bet just yet.

These are the things that are good:
Rain
Adult Toys.

These are the things that are bad:
Rain
Adults finding your Adult Toys.

Here's what you do.

Search for your name, in quotes, through Google. You'll be surprised by how much you find. When I'm bored, I just throw some quotes around anybody's name I can think of. Old boyfriends, etc. It's kinda creepy, actually, how much you can find out.

Trying to decide if I want to take classes this summer. The schedule just came out, and there's some stuff I'm almost sorta halfway a bit rather slightly interested in. I just don't know anymore.

I don't know why, but lately I've wanted to sit down and memorize the presidents in order. What the hell is wrong with me? I mean, seriously. I don't have time to sleep lately, much less memorize information I will most likely never use in this lifetime.

So is anyone else totally obsessed with People's Court? Dude pissed in the primer. Geez.

Random things I adore:
Pepsi
Doggies
Nail Polish
Dill Pickles
Sunglasses
Orgasms
Jude Law (Weird how those two came to mind simultaneously)

Random things I anti adore:
Cats (most)
Liver
Loud smacky gum-chewing chicks with fake nails and bottle-blonde hair with pants half hanging off their asses.

Smokers (especially the rude inconsiderate assholes who smoke right outside the door - like they're really doing us a favor, we still have to walk through it and then the area always stinks, even long after they leave. What does that say about their skin and organs?)

Pearl Onions
Green Bean Casserole (most)

Song I like but can't explain why SLASH guilty pleasure of the moment:
Take Your Mama (Scissor Sisters)

Oh, and another thing. In my profile, it constantly says 3 total entries, 3 entries a week, 3 recent entries, 95 views, and 275 words written. Those numbers never f-ing change, not since probably the end of November. What's up with that? I grunt at thee.

my doze is raw

Uhg. I feew cwappy.

Been missing classes left and right. I blame Bush.

I feel like a dork, but I still haven't found the place in the code where I can make the text of my entries smaller. I can fiddle with everything else, but every time I change a text size, I find that I'm changing the wrong text. Argh.

Also, now that I've done the customizations I have done, I'm sick of this template again. It seems so sterile. I figured out how to use their heading styles (those overlapped cubes) to make my own sidebar items. If I change my template I'll have to rework all that. Not that biggadeal I suppose. The only templates with built-in 'links' sections are b. f. ugly.

Ooooh you know what I want? You do? What is it, then.... go on, tell me.

Yes! A Vanilla Bean from Starbucks. There's something so delicious about a creamy vanilla drink with flecks of bean in it. Mmm. And let me tell you I am SICK of chicken soup. M'goo.

Have y'all seen Liar Liar? That's what chicken soup is to me right now. M'goo.

And I love me some vanilla bean.

Wow.

Nobody's even TOUCHING that entry. lol

That's hilarious.

Grownd Cuntrowl to Mayjuh Tom

This weather sucks. I don't know how it is where you guys are, but it SUCKS here in Jesusland.

Sorry if I offend a Jesus person. Actually, no. No I'm not. Because Jesus people certainly don't worry about pressuring people to think like they do or anything of that nature. Most that I've come across anyway.

I just don't believe in the Bible. It's a reference at most. First off, I won't get into what the Catholics have done to it, rendering it completely altered from it's original content/context. Then there's the fact that it is written by onlookers at best. And I'm a God person. Jesus, in my opinion, may have been sent to earth, along with other nations' equivelants, to teach people to live with kindness, but as for being the son of God? I don't know. I think that the book Conversations With God has it all right. I recently read the newest (I think) edition about "Tomorrow's God," which is genius. It says that we all make up 'God.' It's a good read. The first one ("Conversations with God") is comforting, too, for us "sinners" that like naughty stuff like sex. It's very validating if you're feeling lost. Even if you don't believe how the guy came about the info in his book, it's worth the read.

I consider myself spiritual, but not religious. I don't need the bible to tell me how to live the right way, with respect and honesty, and with consideration for others. However, it if helps others become better people, then it's great for them to read/believe it.

As for me, I do not need to be "born again."

I was born the way I am supposed to be, and tossing some water on me isn't going to make me a better person.

And sex, my friends, is a gift God gave us. Not something to be used to shame people.

I admit I'm far from perfect. I'm angry and a tad bitchy. But I'm strong. I have strong opinions that I make no apologies for having. I feel like the more "religious" or "righteous" a person claims to be, the less they actually are, and the more you need to watch them. Hence Catholic priests. Enough said.

[I wonder how slammed I'm going to get after THIS little gem.] Commence with bringing it.