Gargyles, Pslychics, it's all UNGODLY.

Oh. My. God.

This is SO DARK-SIDED! I'm giving this up to GOD. I REBUKE THIS IN THE NAME OF THE LORD.

But seriously you guys, check this out! (Be sure to scroll down and see the autographed picture!)

Man, she makes Christians look like... I don't know what. Oh, and here's the woman herself, when she was little:




Man, people couldn't make this shit up.