The shit is caked on there.
You know what I hate? When people are so insecure that they have to wear a good three pounds of makeup. It looks like spackle. This girl in one of my classes that wears so much mascara that it looks like a family of spiders are trying to crawl out of her skull. It's nasty. And the lip-liner! My GOD!
Anyway, she approached me yesterday to ask me my opinion on something, I could barely hear what she was saying, because her face was humming like a flourescent light. It was like, when you're swinging a spiral phone cord, and it does that 3d thing that makes you dizzy. Her skin is back a full inch from the level of the makeup. Then the spiderlegs flapping everywhere. Ech. I just wanted to take the trowel away from her, hold her face in a toilet, and flush about 5 times until the water actually penetrates the surface of her makeup, and then take a sander or a chisel to that shit.
posted by Kara @ 1:18 PM
5 Sexy People Laid Words Down
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Kelly Osbourne doesn't need anything to make her less attractive. Who said that?!
But Trevy, you can never be too busy for my parts. Didn't we have something... beautiful? ;-) But yeah, I know what you mean about being insanely busy. I've had it rough while you've been "down and out." But things are starting to level back out finally. Not a minute too soon.
Cory - I kinda feel sorry for Ms. Osborne. She must drop shitloads of money to keep up her supply of spackle. In a way, she'd be kinda cute if she wasn't such a byotch. I guess that's what happens after years of being pampered and getting everything you ever want.
Kelly Osbourne? SEXAAAAY.
Haha... I hate it when I can obviously tell someone is wearing a shit load of make-up... girl or guy.
Otherwise it's coo. People do what they need to do I guess... hopefully they don't need it ALL the time. That just bugs me.
Aw, what the fuck Kara, I was just starting to forget that Kelly Osbourne ever existed...much like a bad dream that slowly fades from your memory over time...and you had to go and remind me. Damn you, woman.
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