Favorite Quotes [Part 1]

1. I've got a fever. And the only prescription... is more cowbell.

2. (read this one aloud if you don't get it:) Once a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less. They say all the womenfolk just love Colonel Angus!

Colonel Angus: "And if I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head."

Colonel Angus: [ to a passing farm boy ] "You there, Boy! Ride into town and tell the Postmaster that if anyone is looking for Anal Angus.. to come knockin' at the rear entrance of Shady Thicket."

3. "Hello, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports."

Peter: "Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, uh, I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me... after that I sorta space out for an hour."

Milton: "I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."

"Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass."

4. Tyler Durden: "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

"I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."

"I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection."

[there are just way to f'ing many bitchin' quotes from Fight Club. If you haven't seen it, you should seriously drop everything and watch it, post haste.]